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#117207 - 12/23/07 12:49 AM Re: Santa's PSK [Re: OldBaldGuy]
Chris Kavanaugh Carpal Tunnel Registered: 02/09/01 Posts: 3824	I just read online Carlos ( his real name) is suing Penquin books over the publication of the assembled Chuck Norrisisms. I will stop here, with all due apologies if Chuck is offended. Back to Santa though, His Sliegh is actualy a Studebaker cutter made in 1898, a fine BOV I have myself driven. The reindeer would indicate a Lueko/Puukko combination from Finland, available @ www.ragweedforge.com run by my friend Ragnar who is some kind of viking pagan. I'm going back to my hunting blind by the apartment dumpster. I nailed, well sort of hooked a spendid Fruit cake from SEARS with my hiking stick and attached gaffhook.
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#117211 - 12/23/07 01:09 AM Re: Santa's PSK [Re: Blitz]
Stu I am not a P.P.o.W. Old Hand Registered: 05/16/05 Posts: 1058 Loc: Finger Lakes of NY State	Originally Posted By: Blitz Originally Posted By: OldBaldGuy "...I've been getting coal since 1976..." You are soooo lucky, all I ever get is bills... Yeah, so have I, Santa's been trying to sue me since I've turned 18 (for pain and suffering) Relentless. Should have never went there with the ex-lax thing. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot. Stupid. Worrying about what’s coming down my chimney Blitz BTW I've been saving the coal. Santa was talking about "squatting" over a certain chimney, with something he called coal replacement! _________________________ Our most important survival tool is our brain, and for many, that tool is way underused! SBRaider Head Cat Herder
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#117213 - 12/23/07 01:13 AM Re: Santa's PSK [Re: Chris Kavanaugh]
OldBaldGuy Geezer Registered: 09/30/01 Posts: 5695 Loc: Former AFB in CA, recouping fr...	Fruitcake. Yummy. I forgot that this is their season... _________________________ OBG
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#117214 - 12/23/07 01:15 AM Re: Santa's PSK [Re: Chris Kavanaugh]
Stu I am not a P.P.o.W. Old Hand Registered: 05/16/05 Posts: 1058 Loc: Finger Lakes of NY State	Originally Posted By: Chris Kavanaugh Santa is actually Chuck Norris. He doesn't need any gear. AWWWWWWWW I thought Santa was Jack Bauer. How else could he get so much done in just 24 hours? _________________________ Our most important survival tool is our brain, and for many, that tool is way underused! SBRaider Head Cat Herder
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#117250 - 12/23/07 01:13 PM Re: Santa's PSK [Re: Chris Kavanaugh]
Blitz Gear Junkie Addict Registered: 08/23/07 Posts: 535 Loc: MA	That would explain why you never see them in the same place at the same time.
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#117280 - 12/23/07 05:15 PM Re: Santa's PSK [Re: Stu]
Blitz Gear Junkie Addict Registered: 08/23/07 Posts: 535 Loc: MA	Santa was talking about "squatting" over a certain chimney, with something he called coal replacement! Thats why I have razor wire around the chimney. Kind of a tradition for us.
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