I can just see the scenario during filming now, if I was the subject, small town guy like me...

Me: So this is my stuff here *shows BOB and other gear*, this is what I get ready for, but I go to work, live with my family, and just do my thing like other people. I'm prepared for the worst to happen, but I've got a good attitude and you could say that I'm pretty well adjusted. It's kinda boring around here most of the time actually.

MTV Producer: Hmmmm. I see. Cut, guys. *murmurs out of camera shot* Can you start a fight, look all crazy and paranoid, and then go into the woods for a couple of days, just for rating's sake? You know that writer's strike out west is just killing us, don't you read Entertainment Weekly? *pulls out checkbook* So what do you say...