It isn't funny, and it's gone beyond old. It has gotten insulting, and I can't be the only one here who is starting to take it personally. You don't like cats, fine- keep frigging head shut.

I know exactly what your cat is doing when you're coming home.

http://www.strategypage.com/humor/articles/snipercat.asp

Oh, Blast, I nearly forgot to ask: Is the cat all right?

No damaged teeth?
No damaged claws?
No nightmares?
No anxiety attacks?
No moisture inhalation problems?


Sue

The cat is alive, unharmed and still living with us. He keeps licking me though. I fear him likes the way I taste.

-Blast

Don't sweat it- cat's rarely eat things bigger than them. Odds are he's kissing up. :P

Don't bet on that... here's what snopes has to say about Cats eating their owners

Snopes itself had nothing on cats eating humans, owners or otherwise. The site you linked to is the forum, where anyone can say anything, thus passing on (or making up) more urban hoaxes.

Sue

Thought I would bring this thread back because...well just because. This should get a sticky for all the newbies.

*sigh*

I have several patents and have published papers in scientific journals.

I write weekly tales of my adventures, including such things as the first descent of a previously un-paddled river.

I have the scariest house in the neighborhood on Halloween.

I travel around the world.

I blow stuff up.

But what made me a legend? I tried to wash a cat.



-Blast

TEE HEE

Wow you have lived quite the life, impressive. BTW what are those goggles you wearing in your new avatar?

Blitz