NOTICE!

[size:17pt]RESCUE CHARGES

If we have to send people up the mountain to find you, you will be charged in accordance with the level of your stupidity, which will be decided by your rescuers (not including the dogs).

Helicopter/hour: $1,000 + fuel
Man-hours: $50 per man, per hour
Dog-hours: $25 per dog, per hour
Disposable Equipment: Cost x 4.
Non-disposable Equipment: pre-determined (ask for chart)

Points for Stupidity (Multiply above costs by points below):
1 - True accident, took reasonable precautions
2 - Took some precautions; proceeded beyond experience
3 - Should have known better; mostly unprepared
4 - Unprepared with basic knowledge or equipment
10 - Intelligence of roadkill, but no charge if removed from gene pool.[/size]