Cocoon Tent - ha ha looks stupid! - OK I will buy one!

I sent off an offer to buy.

Now assuming that this bloke across the pond doesn't come through. Who knows a capitalist, designer, tent shop that is interested in developing this?

* DESIGN - A rugged survival cocoon.

* HANGING - Pully in tree, rope from cocoon to rope ratchet controlled by occupant. Pull your self up until anchor ropes tighten and stabalize. Descend via rope ratchet.

* ERGONOMICS - a bean bag sitting position on diaphragm part way up.

* MATERIAL - Nylon/Goretex/thinsulate.

* COLOR - Woodland Camo, International Orange. (Oh OK and pink)

* DYMANICS - Multiple tiedown points for wind.

* RIBBED DOUBLE WALL - Must not contact condensation.

* HOOPS - To maintain diameter.

* STORAGE - Multiple internal zipper storage compartments.

* HEATING - High temperature candle pouch in bottom.

* TOP VENT - Open or close while seated by pulling cord.

* BOTTOM VENT - Open or close while seated by pulling cord.

* WINDOWS - Screens/clear or closed & insulated.

* WATER CONTAINER - Water container in top apex.

* WATER DRAIN & PUMP BACK - Drain or bulb squeeze condensation back to top container.

* URINATION TUBE - Direct drain or to bladder bag.

* HANGERS - Multiple internal attachment/hanging loops.

* CARRY STRAPS - Integral backpack straps.