Hey, as far as I’m concerned, all of those children’s shows should come with a parental warning. That parental warning should read, in huge bold letters:

“NOT TO BE USED AS A SUBSTITUTE FOR ACTUAL, REAL PARENTING!”

Maybe they should even combine that with audio narration… a shrill woman’s voice screaming, as if something is on fire, the words in sync with their display might attract the appropriate attention.
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