<GASP> The SAK toothpick . . ."useless"?

For some of us over 40 whose teeth may have started to wander, the toothpick feature is one of the most useful features on the SAK. In fact, for EDC I have a CRKT "K.I.S.S." for blade purposes, and a Victorinox Classic primarily for the toothpick feature (and occasional scissors use.) And if you lose the toothpick, you can always replace it from a retired SAK (everybody has one or two in the drawer, right?), or buy a new one on the Victorinox site.