Man I missed five items on your list. Does that make me better, or less?
1. When I'm home and not driving anywhere, I like to drink a beer now and then. Check
2. I like to shoot a gun in my back yard into my bermed, safe, range. Check
3. I've read The Catcher In the Rye (Saliger), Slaughterhouse 5 (Vonnegut), Lolita (Nabikov) and the Quran and the King James revision of the Bible.Check, not at the same time
4. I had consensual sex before I was married. Check
5. I have gambled. Check
6. I have carried a lock-back pocket knife on an airplane post 2001. Check
7. I have made copies of DVD's I own. CD's yes, DVD's no.
8. I have dug holes on my property without seeking a permit. Check
9. I have hunted on my property on a Sunday. Nope
10. I have transported raw milk for my own consumption into the state of New York. Don't drive in NY
11. I have seen pornographic images. Check
12. I have driven a vehicle with an expired inspection. Hmmm, I don't recall
13. I raise and slaughter my own poultry on my own property. That was Mom
14. I have lived with a woman without being married. Check
15. I have friends who are openly homosexual. Oh, come on, this is CA, Check
16. I have failed to pave the first 24 feet of my second driveway. Pave? Why? Check