I was in charge of getting supplies for a church picnic and had planned on trying out my new deep frier with a couple nice turkeys we had thawed out. My wife stayed home making a dozen and a half fresh strawberry pies. So I went out to the store to get some peanut oil and a dozen cans of whipping cream. They were having a sale on tarps so I tossed a couple in the cart along with two huge jugs of peanut oil and whipping cream. On the way to the front I passed by the clearance table and picked up an outdoor twister game for the kids... The cashier nearly lost it when I mentioned it was for the church get together.
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If people concentrated on the really important things in life... there'd be a shortage of kid's fishing poles.