that reminds me of an incident last week. The local Books-a-Million hosts a chess club every tuesday. Me and three friends were playing a four-way game. After we'd been playing for about ten minutes, this ***hole in a blue ball cap comes up to our table, yells "NUCLEAR BOMB!!" and dumps his coke over the board, washing most of the pieces off, and soaking us in cold soda. It was lucky for him that the store manager was watching, because we're fairly big guys, and there were four of us, and we were truly prepared to go nuclear on his face, and i don't think the rest of the gathering would have disagreed with our reaction, or remembered the incident if questioned.