That was the funniest thing I’ve read all week. Thank you for that.

Man, I miss working at haunted trail at the Louis Rubidoux Nature Center (in Rubidoux, California near Riverside). Myself (grim reaper with a real scythe [blade covered for safety]) and my haunted trail buddy (big guy in a muumuu toting a chainless chain saw) had so much fun scaring the crap (sometimes literally) out of the patrons. I got in front of them and herded them into a group and chain-saw-man snuck up behind them and ripped the cord to full throttle. Getting stampeded and pummeled by purses/flashlights wielded by scared people kind of sucked, though.