Hmm, I gotta think that with your assumed talent, had there been an actual emergency, you'd have darn sure found a way outta that bathroom.

Your frustration is understandable, and I would feel the same way under similar conditions. I just bet you could've MacGyver'ed something to get you out if you really needed to. Not having the tools might've handicapped you a bit, but I have more faith in most folks on this site that they wouldn't just sit and wait for the end to come.

Still, lesson learned. Thanks for sharing.