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2) Be cleaning your guns, knives, and swords.
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Hehehe - we accidently did this to a good friend's niece. Her Dad, my friend and I had gone to the range for a day of trap shooting, and some rimfire shooting. When we got to my friend's B-I-L's house, it was time to clean the rifles and shotguns. It was a nice day, so we decided to do it on the porch - stay out of the way of the women who were cooking dinner inside.
Well, here we are - nice fall day, sitting on the porch, looking for all the world like 3 sterotypical "rednecks" (all we needed was a banjo) when the YL's new beau shows up for his first date. You should have seen the look on his face. There were 3 shotguns, 3 rifles, and 2 pistols, in various states of assembly sitting on the table in front of us.
Totally NOT intentional
BTW the kid turned out to be a total dweeb, and she broke up with him (much to our joy) in like 1-2 months