Borg-like? Haha. Before the internet, I just thought I had some strange fetishes (flashlights, lighters, locks), but now i realize there are millions of people who are even worse than me. I almost consider myself normal. Check out this kid I saw on TV the other day

http://www.glumbert.com/media/vacuum

My parents put up with a lot of junk, but I think even they would've drawn the line at this.