Note to cat owners: if you need to give your wife's cat a bath with flea shampoo trim it's claws first.

Maybe duct-tape it's mouth shut too...

-Blast

Hi Blast, my name is Matthew and I feel your pain. I have a 6 inch scar on my right forearm from trying to force my cat to swallow a frickin pill with one of those dumb pill syringes. Course I recieved 0 sympathy from DW. Hope you a least got a
"poor baby" look from your DW.

Given a surly shark and a house cat in full psycho mode, I'll take the shark any day.

Hit those scratches with your best disinfectant. They always get infected in the nastiest way.

I would cut and paste a copy of our story about the "Catbite Fever" vacation story, but it would overload something or other. Not to mention my story about doing bare handed battle to the death with a male Siamese at oh dark thirty one day. Let it suffice that cats, and I love the little guys (well, most of them), can hurt you to the max. Let it be known that cat can and do carry a form of plague attached to their teeth...

Is this the cat you tried to vacuum the fleas off of to?

And to wash a cat, I always wear a denim jacket over a couple of sweat shirts, and leather gloves. I'm not that crazy. :P

Given that Blast knew(?) what he was attempting, you can be sure that his DW was standing by with Hydrogen Peroxide, antibiotic cream, bandaids, gauze, and the camera, as usual.

Camera? *perks* There is evidence so we can moc... I mean, share in his pain?

*laughs*

Dude, that’s why toilets have lids. Sit on it so that cat can’t jump out and start flushing.

now the question is what to do with the cat if you have to
bug out??..

Best way to deflea a cat?

Shoot it.

Every keen gardener in the county will swear blind that it commited suicide..........