Blast, I was going to suggest you adopt three more daughters,

Oh man, please please please do not talk to DW! She keeps refering to DD2 as "The Middle Child". As it is I'll be in my early 60's when the girls get out of college.

That's one of the (many) good things about adoption, it can't happen by "accident". If DW shows up in bed with slinky lingerie, a pen and a two-inch tall stack of forms I know exactly what her plan is.
-Blast