By the way, Stokie,

Without getting to political, I thought you'd like to know that on my last visit to the UK, my dreaded Leatherman Wave tool attracted the attention of your numbskull law enforcement types. Not only was I annoyed, my property was - in my opinion - stolen by your government agents.

When it came time for us to open a European office, we left the UK out of the running because we just can't abide such a ninny-nanny environment.