Me, I was taught to not pee on my hands
Urine is generally a very clean source of fluid and is generally regarded as sterile when leaving the body. Bacterial infection does not come from your hands being covered in Urine, it only encourages the bacteria, which was on the hands originally.
The League of Gentleman : Dentons Aqua Vita Warning the following link is not for those of a hygenic disposition. (British Toilet Humour

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