Merda Energy Bar – The next generation of Natural Energy Bar for the Best Shape of your Life.
The Future Fighting Warrior requires increased physical and mental performance during sustained tactical operations. After many years of government research a new form of nutritionally balanced genetically modified maximal energy releasing ingredient has been developed. The new product called Leporine Merda has the ability when mixed amino acids, proteins, isocaloric sucrose and maltodextrines to create an extremely lightweight high calorific energy bar source for the Special Forces Community, gives an increased alertness and mental concentration edge together with hardcore energy releasing low gravity energy bar performance.
Initial ingestion of Leporine Merda also has the additional benefit of jump starting the recovery of the body’s rebuilding process by restoring the muscle glycogen stores by interacting with the amino acid Creatine phosphate giving improved sustained anaerobic performance. By Energizing, Refuelling and Rebuilding in a simple 1,2,3 step process the evolution continues and allows the consumer of Leporine Merda to train like a true champion. By starting the exercise recovery phase before the exercise has begun the athlete can see a continued improvement in physical indurance and stamina over lesser more traditional energy bars.
The Science behind the Merda Energy Bar by the Stercus Tauri Sports Science Foundation.
By minimising Gluscose and Fructose Carbohydrates from the a more traditional energy bar by the inclusion of Leprine Merda together with isocaloric sucrose leads to a more healthy balance by including a natural source of dietary fibre giving a more sustained and controlled release of sports super carb energy.
Image of Raw unprocessed Leporine Merda
Available in Strawberry, Raspberry and Citrus Flavours.