I know your post was tongue in cheek, but the Hussein brothers are way down the list of folks I'd choose to take advice from. That list sounds like he was packing for a quick trip to Paris to do some bar hopping.

That was probably the first time they'd been on the run and as we can see from the result, they weren't very good at it. Usually those two had lots of staff around to "take care of things". They could have made much better choices -- maybe if they'd had a different dad. . .