...he had gone there six days ago to commit suicide and had chained himself to a tree.
Hmmm... interesting way to go.
Imagine stumbling on that while out for a walk around! I'm sure the law would have a great time putting that puzzle together.
Think of all the money you've blown on survival gear. All you really need is a chain and a padlock with no key!
My dad always told me the only thing you really
need to carry is a deck of cards. Start playing solitaire and eventually someone will look over your shoulder and give you a hand.
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