How does one 'conquer' Everest? The mountain is littered with discarded mountaineering equipment( and a growing mortuary complex of cast off mountaineers) who's main credentials are enough money. And the Antarctic? Well excuse me, my purty service medal with the colours reversed to the sister medal for arctic service is worth maybe $20 tops on EBAY. Anyway, I've got to get back to my collaboration with Ragnar on the Mors Kochanski signed Mora.I hope people appreciate my effort scrounging up an old woodburning kit and duplicating Mors' signature on those damned red handles.