Polycarbonate is extremely tough and blocks UV. Try http://www.safetyglasses.com/ for a wide selection of wrap-arounds, which offer 'good' protection. Better (but probably not up to your level of 'cool') are goggles at www.actiongear.com

For very compact airtight protection, I carry a pair of swim goggles. Definitley not cool, but good in a pinch.