Since we're all goofy enough for dad jokes at this point, here you go:
- Why did the chicken cross the road? He was feeling cooped up!
- Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone egged him on!
- Why did the chicken cross the road? To beak off at the neighbours!
- Why did the chicken cross the road? He was bucking the trend!
- Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't have enough scratch to pay the rent!
- Why did the rooster cross the road? He was hen-kering for fresh company!
I can make them worse on request. Let me know.
Edited by dougwalkabout (04/18/20 01:29 AM)