And to think I was just going to spend my time during a large-scale emergency surfing equipped.org and getting advice from you guys.
"Hey, guys, I think that's a nuclear mushroom cloud! I guess I should order those iodine pills via Amazon Prime now!"
"We just had a 8.5 earthquake. Can anyone tell me if a tsunami is coming in? Not sure where I left my swimming trunk."
"What kind of knife should I use for this blackout?"