We lack a Chemist / Wild Edibles expert, but nothings perfect.
LOL! I was half-way through your post when I started wondering if they'd want a chemist/edible plants expert in the neighborhood!
I'm not sure my neighbors would let me leave, though.
-Blast
Conditions:
Chemist must be able to bring better party favors than those I was taught to make in the US Army by field expedient means.
Chemist must NOT live in property directly abutting builders property (no offense, but some distance is always kept from the ASP. (ammo dump)
Chemist must pass along knowledge, not just bring finished product.
Chemist must use safety eyewear. That way the wild edibles class can continue
There are a few foreclosures in the area, one sitting in the middle of 5 acres. Nice safety zone right there. Not many day jobs around though.