LOL,

ever hear the one about how they make knights in Scotland?

The king raises the kilt in front with the tip of his sword.

It ain't always commando...

I guess some folks reckon it's worth a whole lot more to be called "Sir" than just getting tapped on the shoulder.
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The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
-- Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)