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#92780 - 04/28/07 02:00 AM Re: Wacky Scenario [Re: raydarkhorse]
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Now Blast you should know better than to act like that your a maried man with a family! Now me Being single and all, Christina you can just forward all the above requested pictures to me.


Ah, being married to a stunner equal in beauty to Christina I have no need of the photos for anything other than to scientifically decide "ridiculous" or "Chicka chicka boom boom awoooo awooo hubba hubba shiver". They could reside safely in my possesion for strict academic research. You on the other hand, being single and having many a night in strange cities...why, the mind recoils at the thought of what may happen! No, it is definately best for everyone if I be the sole examiner of said pictures.

Respectfully to all,
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#92781 - 04/28/07 02:25 AM Re: Wacky Scenario [Re: Blast]
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Now, what will your DW think when she reads that?

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#92800 - 04/28/07 06:08 AM Re: Wacky Scenario [Re: ChristinaRodriguez]
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Originally Posted By: Christina
If I'm going to be fighting zombies, I gotta dress the part with some kind of corset-thingy, tight pants or stockings, and a lot of buckles and straps that don't really buckle or strap anything useful. Top it off with a trench coat and some kind of intense glare. In other words, look ridiculous.

I think you just single-handedly made the forum a much “friendlier” place.
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#92815 - 04/28/07 02:34 PM Re: Wacky Scenario [Re: ironraven]
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Now, what will your DW think when she reads that?


Well she'd either:
A. Say, "No this is a zombie fighting outfit." and walk out of the closet wearing her red leather boots, Victoria Secret side-lacing jeans (stragically torn), her black leather motorcycle racing jacket (with armor plates attached), my katana strung across her back, the sks with the 30-round magazine at her hip (bayonnet extended), wearing her mirrored, wrap-around shooting saftey glasses and her hair in a ponytail.

or

B. Hit me with a large book.

-Blast
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#92823 - 04/28/07 04:14 PM Re: Wacky Scenario [Re: Blast]
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I'll wait for her to post before I say anything more not this sub-topic :P
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#92831 - 04/28/07 05:47 PM Re: Wacky Scenario [Re: ironraven]
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Hi,

Sorry for neglecting this forum lately. DH happened to mention this amusing thread and I thought I'd check it out.

I'm replying to multipe people here ...

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Okay, if Milla Jovovich has taught me anything it's to raid my closet first.

From what I can remember of the movies, she doesn't usually have time to change clothes. Therefor, if one wishes to be prepared for such a situation, one would have to always be dressed accordingly.

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catagory of "Chicka chicka boom boom ...

Hum, I'm not sure what a cute kiddie ABC book has to do with zombie fighting outfits. Maybe the rest of the thread will explain.

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I doubt the zombies would care what you're wearing

Of course the zombies don't care what you're wearing. Do the trees care what you wear when you go hiking? Does the snow care what you wear when you go skiing? However, you still need to dress for the situation.

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Say, "No this is a zombie fighting outfit." and walk out of the closet ... her hair in a ponytail

A braid would be more pratical than a ponytail.

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Hit me with a large book.

That sounds like a poor use for a good book. Other objects make better weapons.


Hum, still no explaination for what a kiddie ABC book has to do with zombies. Oh well.

BTW, in case of a zombie invasion, I'd freak out. Then I'd tell DH to take care of it. I'd also volunteer to watch the kids. Since it can be difficult to deal with such situations with kids underfoot, I feel that my contribution would be equal to DH's. Oh, and garb for entertaining kids is definately different from garb for fighting zombies.


-Kuovonne


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#92832 - 04/28/07 05:56 PM Re: Wacky Scenario [Re: Kuovonne]
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Say, "No this is a zombie fighting outfit." and walk out of the closet ... her hair in a ponytail

A braid would be more pratical than a ponytail.

Therefor, if one wishes to be prepared for such a situation, one would have to always be dressed accordingly.


Woo hoo!!! I'm a lucky, lucky man.

-Blast

p.s. And Christina, you'll notice DW did not say anything against you sending the pictures...
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#92833 - 04/28/07 06:10 PM Re: Wacky Scenario [Re: Blast]
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Blast,

I suggest that you re-read the last paragraph of my previous post.

-Kuovonne

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#92834 - 04/28/07 06:35 PM Re: Wacky Scenario [Re: Kuovonne]
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garb for entertaining kids is definately different from garb for fighting zombies.


Oh dang.

Then again, I'm sure DD1&2 would find your old biker gear quite entertaining. I certianly do. Mmmmmm, leeeaaatheeerrr...

-Blast, who is wondering what new people are thinking right now.
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#92837 - 04/28/07 07:08 PM Re: Wacky Scenario [Re: Blast]
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Originally Posted By: Blast
-Blast, who is wondering what new people are thinking right now.

They?re sitting in silence just enjoying the entertainment? just like everyone else. smile
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