Bountyhunter,
"...You have got to quit letting that grape juice ferment before you drink it." <img src="/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

Hutch4545:

You know what they say; "Candy's dandy, but liquor's quicker.".

The only thing sneakier is to say that you have sworn celibacy since the love of your life died in a horrible accident the night of your wedding.

Of course there are the old standbys of being an insecure virgin (A little hard to pull off at 58 years of age.), or being unsure of your sexual orientation (They are starting to catch on to that one.), and feeling the "right" woman could straighten you out. <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

I'll have to look at those pictures again as soon as I can pry this grape juice bottle out my hand! <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Bountyhunter <img src="/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />