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#295850 - 04/26/20 01:45 AM Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Raod? [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
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Yippie-ki-yay, chicken plucker!


Edited by brandtb (04/26/20 01:46 AM)
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#295851 - 04/26/20 02:23 PM Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Raod? [Re: brandtb]
Jeanette_Isabelle Offline
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Originally Posted By: brandtb
Yippie-ki-yay, chicken plucker!

One of my favorite Christmas movies.

Jeanette Isabelle
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#295854 - 04/27/20 04:10 AM Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Raod? [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
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A chicken once tried to cross my road. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
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#295855 - 04/27/20 04:12 AM Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Raod? [Re: brandtb]
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I'm walkin' here! I'm walkin' here across this road!
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#295856 - 04/27/20 04:13 AM Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Raod? [Re: brandtb]
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Round up the usual chickens.
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#295857 - 04/27/20 04:13 AM Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Raod? [Re: brandtb]
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If you build it, he will cross it.
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#295858 - 04/27/20 04:16 AM Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Raod? [Re: brandtb]
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Keep your friends close, but your chickens closer.
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#295859 - 04/28/20 12:47 AM Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Raod? [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
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Of all the chicken coops in all the towns in all the world, she crosses the road into mine.

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#296185 - 05/21/20 04:53 AM Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Raod? [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
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A classic Libertarian Chicken! grin

[img]http://i.imgur.com/7EnESbk.jpg?1[/img]
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#296186 - 05/21/20 05:31 AM Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Raod? [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
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Yeah, that fits the type. (But the image isn't displaying btw.)

Wonder if there's hardware is tucked under those wings?

And yet, a philosophical question arises: How did that libertarian chicken propose to pay for the paved road he crossed? Bet it wasn't paid for in feathers.

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