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#295829 - 04/24/20 12:43 AM Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Raod? [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
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These are really good!
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#295830 - 04/24/20 01:09 AM Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Raod? [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
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Haha, keep going brandtb, you're on a roll!

Why did the stand-up comedian chicken cross the road?

He thought you said "rude!"

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#295842 - 04/26/20 01:06 AM Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Raod? [Re: dougwalkabout]
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Originally Posted By: dougwalkabout
Haha, keep going brandtb, you're on a roll!

Why did the stand-up comedian chicken cross the road?

He thought you said "rude!"


I'm running out of classic movies.
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#295843 - 04/26/20 01:11 AM Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Raod? [Re: brandtb]
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So you gonna cross the road, chicken? Do you feel lucky today? Well do ya?
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#295844 - 04/26/20 01:27 AM Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Raod? [Re: brandtb]
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Every time a chicken crosses the road, an angel gets his wings.
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#295845 - 04/26/20 01:29 AM Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Raod? [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
brandtb Offline
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Say hello to my little chicken!
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#295846 - 04/26/20 01:30 AM Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Raod? [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
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Leave the chicken. Take the cannoli across the road.
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#295847 - 04/26/20 01:31 AM Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Raod? [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
brandtb Offline
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Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to take me across the road, aren't you?
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#295848 - 04/26/20 01:32 AM Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Raod? [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
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You can't handle the road!
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#295849 - 04/26/20 01:34 AM Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Raod? [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
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Hello. My name is Inigo Pullet. You ran over my father. Prepare to die.
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