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#295775 - 04/18/20 01:28 AM Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Raod? [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
dougwalkabout Offline
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Since we're all goofy enough for dad jokes at this point, here you go:

- Why did the chicken cross the road? He was feeling cooped up!

- Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone egged him on!

- Why did the chicken cross the road? To beak off at the neighbours!

- Why did the chicken cross the road? He was bucking the trend!

- Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't have enough scratch to pay the rent!

- Why did the rooster cross the road? He was hen-kering for fresh company!

I can make them worse on request. Let me know.


Edited by dougwalkabout (04/18/20 01:29 AM)

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#295776 - 04/18/20 06:32 AM Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Raod? [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
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Quartermaster: The chicken always was on our side of the road. WeŽll have it for dinner.
"Rooster" Coburn: If you think you need to be on the other side, cross that road.
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#295818 - 04/23/20 02:07 PM Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Raod? [Re: M_a_x]
brandtb Offline
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Registered: 11/26/04
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Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks across the road into mine.
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#295819 - 04/23/20 02:16 PM Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Raod? [Re: brandtb]
brandtb Offline
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Terry Malloy: He wasn't a bad chicken, that Joey.

Hood #1: He was a canary.

Hood #2: Maybe he could sing but he couldn't fly.

Terry Malloy: He shoulda crossed the road.
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#295820 - 04/23/20 02:18 PM Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Raod? [Re: brandtb]
brandtb Offline
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
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#295821 - 04/23/20 02:26 PM Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Raod? [Re: brandtb]
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You know how to whistle, don't you, chicken. You just put your lips together and blow.

Oh, sorry . . .
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#295822 - 04/23/20 02:29 PM Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Raod? [Re: brandtb]
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I love the smell of napalmed chicken in the morning.
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#295824 - 04/23/20 04:01 PM Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Raod? [Re: brandtb]
brandtb Offline
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

I made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
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#295825 - 04/23/20 04:08 PM Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Raod? [Re: brandtb]
brandtb Offline
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Registered: 11/26/04
Posts: 500
Loc: S.E. Pennsylvania
I'm just a chicken, standing in front of a ditch, asking it to be a road.


Edited by brandtb (04/23/20 04:10 PM)
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#295828 - 04/24/20 12:06 AM Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Raod? [Re: brandtb]
brandtb Offline
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Loc: S.E. Pennsylvania
If we cross that road I don't think we'll be in Kansas anymore.
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