I thought this was satire when I first read it.

https://ktla.com/2018/03/21/florida-men-one-dressed-in-bull-costume-accused-of-trying-to-burn-down-house-with-ragu-sauce/?utm_campaign=trueAnthem:+Trending+Content&utm_content=5ab3479104d30164474a65f2&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter

I would not be surprised if, one day, these two men will receive the Darwin Award. Even Lawnchair Lary, an honorary Darwin Award winner, never attempted to start a fire with spaghetti sauce.

Jeanette Isabelle

I think it's possible. Ragu always gives me heartburn.

Ha Ha Ha!! I think Brian is sneaking in an excellent candidate for best ETS quote of 2018 just before the end of the voting period!!!

If I knew there was a contest I would have said it in Shakespearean English -

"Now is the dinner of our discontent."