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#278749 - 01/12/16 01:09 AM Re: Random Stories [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
Jeanette_Isabelle Offline
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Registered: 11/13/06
Posts: 1784
Loc: Ocala, FL
"How about one more number before we take care of business?" Frankie asks.

"How about 'I Heard It Through The Grapevine?'" Jeanette asks.

Frankie and the Frogs begin to play "I Heard It Through The Grapevine" with Frankie presenting new lyrics to a classic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tavElehKDwc

Outside, two band members throw Doris in the trunk of a black sedan with the license plate RIB IT.

Frankie snaps his fingers and the two band members close the trunk. Doris now sleeps with the fishes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-PTkQqGsFk

Jeanette Isabelle
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"When you're up to your [neck] in alligators, it's hard to remember that your initial objective was to drain the swamp." -- Floridian proverb

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#278776 - 01/13/16 03:20 AM Re: Random Stories [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
Jeanette_Isabelle Offline
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Registered: 11/13/06
Posts: 1784
Loc: Ocala, FL
Jeanette looks out the window and sees what's happening. She turns around and looks to the others in the meeting. "Frankie and the Frogs are mafia frogs."

Jeanette Isabelle
_________________________
"When you're up to your [neck] in alligators, it's hard to remember that your initial objective was to drain the swamp." -- Floridian proverb

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#278836 - 01/16/16 01:31 AM Re: Random Stories [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
Jeanette_Isabelle Offline
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Registered: 11/13/06
Posts: 1784
Loc: Ocala, FL
Jeanette forgets about the mafia frogs and gets back to her coffee. She notices a cookie jar in the form of a mouse holding a teddy bear that reminds her of Melinda Mouse.



Jeanette lifts the top of the cookie jar. "That's where they keep the tea bags." She returns the lid of the cookie jar. "Canoe, don't you have a cookie jar like this one?"

Jeanette Isabelle
_________________________
"When you're up to your [neck] in alligators, it's hard to remember that your initial objective was to drain the swamp." -- Floridian proverb

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