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#274290 - 02/22/15 10:49 PM Re: Emergency Toilets for Obese People [Re: ki4buc]
Byrd_Huntr Offline
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Registered: 01/28/10
Posts: 1174
Loc: MN, Land O' Lakes & Rivers ...
He didn't get a bite on the coprolite
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#274291 - 02/22/15 11:00 PM Re: Emergency Toilets for Obese People [Re: ki4buc]
barbakane Offline
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Registered: 03/12/09
Posts: 205
Loc: Florida
The dung all around was a sight
From the smell we'd get no respite
Leave it alone for a while
In an undisturbed pile
And soon it will be coprolite

uhh, that's all I got.
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#274292 - 02/23/15 01:30 AM Re: Emergency Toilets for Obese People [Re: ki4buc]
Bingley Offline
Veteran

Registered: 02/27/08
Posts: 1576
Next thread on ETS: emergency poetry and toilet verses

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#274293 - 02/23/15 01:53 AM Re: Emergency Toilets for Obese People [Re: Bingley]
dougwalkabout Offline
Crazy Canuck
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 02/03/07
Posts: 3219
Loc: Alberta, Canada

An off-colour verse in a desperate fight
has power to reset your thought and your sight;
if you're in a pickle
and chuckle a little,
you may just come through it all right.

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#274330 - 02/26/15 04:45 AM Re: Emergency Toilets for Obese People [Re: ki4buc]
Blast Offline
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Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 07/15/02
Posts: 3760
Loc: TX
Dudes, these limericks are hysterical. I remember singing the knight's one at the tops of our lungs at Boy Scout Camp. Good job Barbakane on incorporating "coprolite"!
-Blast, getting weird looks from his wife...
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#274334 - 02/26/15 07:10 AM Re: Emergency Toilets for Obese People [Re: Blast]
AKSAR Offline
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Registered: 08/31/11
Posts: 1233
Loc: Alaska
Our limericks are most scatological
They have gone well beyond archaeological
Since our humorous delight
Now extends to coprolite
We’re getting downright paleontological!
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