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#272465 - 10/24/14 05:09 PM Survival kit for UFO abduction?
Bingley Offline
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Registered: 02/27/08
Posts: 1576
What would you include in your kit for alien abduction, and why?

To get discussion started, here are a few ideas:

Vaseline -- it's more versatile than KY, and it will definitely be needed.

Old family pictures, showing your parents and grandparents when they were young -- in case you are transported back in time, don't fall in love with your mother or grandmother (or father or grandfather), because ti will cause you to cease to exist! It's important to be able to recognize them right away.

GPS -- even though it doesn't work in the vicinity of an UFO, you're like to be deposited hundreds of miles away from where they picked you up, so you need a GPS to get home.

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#272466 - 10/24/14 06:01 PM Re: Survival kit for UFO abduction? [Re: Bingley]
barbakane Offline
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Registered: 03/12/09
Posts: 205
Loc: Florida
A towel....you'll definitely need a towel.
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#272470 - 10/24/14 08:15 PM Re: Survival kit for UFO abduction? [Re: Bingley]
Colourful Offline
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Registered: 11/14/07
Posts: 87
Loc: Yukon
I would bring a list of all my alergies.

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#272486 - 10/25/14 07:51 PM Re: Survival kit for UFO abduction? [Re: Bingley]
Brangdon Offline
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Registered: 12/12/04
Posts: 1204
Loc: Nottingham, UK
A copy of this sheet. I've considered getting an illustration of Pythagoras Theorem printed on a t-shirt, to help prove I am intelligent to any passing aliens (or girls - hoping to attract a specific type of girl).
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#272586 - 10/29/14 08:51 PM Re: Survival kit for UFO abduction? [Re: Bingley]
wileycoyote Offline
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Registered: 03/01/11
Posts: 309
Loc: north central west TX
a bungplug?

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#272590 - 10/29/14 09:08 PM Re: Survival kit for UFO abduction? [Re: wileycoyote]
Russ Offline
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Registered: 06/02/06
Posts: 5357
Loc: SOCAL
No one has mentioned tin-foil. Enough for a new hat for you and those you care about.

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#272604 - 10/30/14 12:43 AM Re: Survival kit for UFO abduction? [Re: Bingley]
Bingley Offline
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Registered: 02/27/08
Posts: 1576
Very good ideas, all! It occurs to me that like all survival situations, your kit counts only if your kit is on you. I'd attach the kit to you -- maybe the belt -- so when they suck you up into the spaceship with that bright beam, you'll still have it with you!

I'd bet Bear Gryllis would probably try to rappel down the side of the UFO. That sort of stuff is too difficult to pull off, especially in a survival situation when your hindquarters might be hurting.

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#272606 - 10/30/14 01:27 AM Re: Survival kit for UFO abduction? [Re: Bingley]
UncleGoo Offline
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Registered: 12/06/06
Posts: 390
Loc: CT
Originally Posted By: Bingley
...so when they suck you up into the spaceship with that bright beam...


A mirror, to reflect that beam back upon itself...
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#272611 - 10/30/14 12:32 PM Re: Survival kit for UFO abduction? [Re: Bingley]
gonewiththewind Offline
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Registered: 10/14/08
Posts: 1517
A lubricated plastic case for hiding your kit internally?

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#272619 - 10/30/14 05:42 PM Re: Survival kit for UFO abduction? [Re: Bingley]
TeacherRO Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 03/11/05
Posts: 2574
I use my BigFoot kit -- its cross- compatible.

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