> "Sue, that ain't lady like. The proper thing to do is to ask your partner to shoot the oaf for you."

Sometimes the partner and the oaf are one and the same. Then what?

Sue

Then you bat your baby blues at him, ask to borrow his, and then shoot him with his own.

BacPakJak...

"...there's not much room in a clutch bag..."

Let me give you a little tip for hands-free and shoulder-free carry: thigh-high single leg pantyhose w/o the panty part.

The very comfortable wide elastic bands can carry a multitude of stuff tucked into them if you don't wear extremely tight skirts of extremely thin fabric: folding cash, condoms, tampons, a flat lighter, Photon, lip tube of Vasoline (for firestarting -- what did you think?). You can wear the flat stuff in front, but you'll have to shift the bulkier stuff to the inside a bit.

A small handgun like a "Baby Browning"/Colt Model 1908 Vest Pocket Pistol could fit okay, but it may shift a bit, so you'll probably have to wear a fuller skirt, and be prepared to shift it occasionally (discretely, of course) after dancing or walking much. (I tried it with a small Beretta, but 5" is just a bit too bulky.)

I strongly suggest going with the widest band you can find, both for comfort and "storage" room.

Sue

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Sometimes the partner and the oaf are one and the same. Then what?

Sue