As a service to all those inconvenienced by this development I will be taking these obsolete twenty pound notes and trading them for certificates in the Florida Art Capital Depreciation Fund.

The process is simple. Bundle up all your obsolete twenty pound notes, place them into a envelope with a SASE to receive your capital depreciation fund certificates and in six to eight weeks, or just as soon as I get around to it, I will send you your certificates.

For a limited time offer, and at no additional charge, I will personally sign your certificate. So avoid the rush and send them in now.