Use the shiny ad pages for things like making a straw that interact with liquids

Something to wrap around that fern and wildflower bouquet you hand your significant other as you explain why a few days without showering or shaving in the woods without notice to her is one of the beautiful surprises in life that comes with your relationship (good luck).

Edit: only legally harvested materials were killed in the making of this hypothetical.

Or perhaps for slapping one’s own hand for picking ferns and wildflowers, which I would suspect, is illegal in most states .

Pete

bib

napkin

apron

What do you call those sand weighted open top bags with burning candles inside? Sort of low illimination area / guide lights.

Edit: luminaries or luminaria??

A Christmas Tree,
Entertainment, especially the comics;
Information,
concealment of items, ala handgun, knife,bludgeon.

Roll up glossy pages and use to strop your knife.

casualty-moving drag sheet

a cover for those who have gone to the creator

handkerchief / bandana

fire bundle to drag setting back fires

hung and wetted for evaporative swamp cooler

Covering the sides of your improvised smoker while you create yummy squirrel, rabbit, and lizard jerky.