The question is: Do we want Paris Hilton to survive..

I can't believe I read a gossip column. My eyes are burning.

I understand that to her 5mil is like nothing, but she DOES rake in millions with pub(l)ic apearances, which is likely why she's not already suing grandpa. She'll probably sue to get more of a cut after he's dead. If she really ends up with just that, she'll probably throw a hissy fit that would make a screaming three-year-old want to smack her upside the head.

Give me a break, folks...

If you haven't seen the videos, let me tell you, the girl has some skill sets...

She'll do okay...

I'm right there with ya! I feel dirty.



File this among "...things I'll never understand..."

If all else fails, I am sure she can get a nice cushy job working for the foundation to which all the money is going.

After being forced to watch her in action on "Simple Life" for a solid 5 minutes before I could escape, I would much prefer her to do a stint on "Dirty Jobs". Lower her into the lift station to scrape the walls for a while, I guarantee her attitude would be different when you finally hoisted her back up, only after she was done of course.

Mike Rowe rules!

Following market fads, Paris announced the Paris Locator Beacon, a faux jewel encrusted digital devise in dayglo Paris Pink that will give realtime latitude, of which society has given her an abundance, and longitude of her location. Carried on a Papparazi breakaway spaghetti strap, the unit will be available early February. Asked to demonstrate, Paris shrugged and said" you have to look at it or something, but the point is if you know where I am, you know your own place in society and thats a good thing."