My current plan is to weasel rides from all the salesmen that'll be wooing me. If that doesn't work I'll find some other way. How does that saying go? "I came, I saw, I shopped"?

-Blast, who is really looking for a long-handled titanium spoon

Sorry, the best thing I can think of in Anaheim is Fry’s Electronics. It probably has nothing to do with survival, but I can sure as hell empty my wallet and my free time there!

I've never had to worry about the mice in Anaheim. It's the bigger critters that got me on the fluff.
I was in Anaheim years ago. I was sitting in my vehicle in a parking lot waiting for my brother to come out of the mo-ped repair shop, and apparently I wasn't in too good a mood and I caught the glance of the wrong guy, a huge ugly hairy hunched over kind of disgruntled dude done wrong getting his case of beer from the liquor store I was parked directly in front of. Well, I was looking at him thinking to myself something naive and judgemental like, "Now that's somebody I will never be like.", or "Look at that loser.", and when my response to his question, "What you lookin' at?", was "Nothing.", he punched me in the face so hard with a massive right hand that broke my nose and split my lip. Then he grabbed my arm to pull me out through the window of my vehicle, probably to snap me neatly in two at the waist while holding me above his head so he could suck down my entrails as they spilled out of my abdominal cavity and into his gaping maw, when luckily my long-sleeve flannel shirt sleeve gave way completely at the shoulder seam, and I escaped out the other door. It was my favorite shirt, but I am alive, so in a way it still is, even though I don't have it anymore.
Be careful who you look at in Anaheim, there be half-ogres in them parts!

MDinana,
Grant's For Guns! I used to live in that store. I think it was the creak in the floor-boards upon entering that kept me coming back.
Here they are!

I got mine from REI. Long handled titanium SPOON

There's gotta be a Hooters on the corner or something. I hear that they have great hot wings...

You might be interested in:

Fowler Gun Room
358 S Tustin Ave
Orange, CA 92866

As the crow files about 6 miles from D-land; might take 45 minutes to get there at some hours of the day due to traffic.

By the way, I'm not affiliated with the Fowler in any way.