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#106967 - 09/25/07 02:51 PM Re: Hi, my name is Blast and I'm bleeding. [Re: JCWohlschlag]
Stu Offline
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Registered: 05/16/05
Posts: 1058
Loc: Finger Lakes of NY State
Originally Posted By: JCWohlschlag
Dude, thatís why toilets have lids. Sit on it so that cat canít jump out and start flushing.

Sliding tub doors with a opening at the top work great. Fill the tub with cat cleaner/flea bath, grab the cat, open the door, "splash", close the door, and hose the little basta - er - beast down with the shower massage - while leaning over the shower doors.
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#106972 - 09/25/07 03:19 PM Re: Hi, my name is Blast and I'm bleeding. [Re: Blast]
Stu Offline
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Registered: 05/16/05
Posts: 1058
Loc: Finger Lakes of NY State
Blast, I love you man, but......
Originally Posted By: Blast


Wow, animal bites are no laughing matter.
-Blast

After reading this thread, and others comments in this thread, I can assure you that the cat bite to you was laughing matter to many of the rest of us. Dang, my ribs hurt from laughing so hard, and thank goodness the monitor didn't short out from the tea spit all over it.
I hope you heal fast....!
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#106986 - 09/25/07 06:18 PM Re: Hi, my name is Blast and I'm bleeding. [Re: Stu]
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Registered: 07/15/02
Posts: 3561
Loc: Spring, Texas
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I can assure you that the cat bite to you was laughing matter to many of the rest of us.


What's the old saying? Comedy is tragedy + distance
grin grin grin

-Blast, a shining example to all eek
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#106992 - 09/25/07 06:35 PM Re: Hi, my name is Blast and I'm bleeding. [Re: Susan]
frenchy Offline
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Registered: 12/18/02
Posts: 1320
Loc: France
Quote:
Cat: 1
Blast: 0


Go, cat ! Go !!

oupsss... sorry ... grin grin

See the bright side of things :
you were a well known/appreciated member of this FORUM.
Now, you are a STAR ! a HERO !!!
You could possibly be nominated for some awards .... smile
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#107033 - 09/26/07 01:12 AM Re: Hi, my name is Blast and I'm bleeding. [Re: frenchy]
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Loc: Spring, Texas
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Go, cat ! Go !!

oupsss... sorry ...


No problem, I raise a finger in salute of your humor. whistle

-Blast
grin grin grin
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#107308 - 09/29/07 07:37 AM Re: Hi, my name is Blast and I'm bleeding. [Re: Blast]
wildman800 Offline
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Registered: 11/09/06
Posts: 2810
Loc: La-USA
I feel your pain & sympathize with you!!!!
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#107315 - 09/29/07 11:25 AM Re: Hi, my name is Blast and I'm bleeding. [Re: Blast]
rescueguru Offline
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Registered: 09/02/06
Posts: 119
Loc: Southeastern USA
I think I might offer the kitty a nice, fresh pan of anti-freeze while the DW is gone to class. OOOPPPSSS.
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#107345 - 09/29/07 08:35 PM Re: Hi, my name is Blast and I'm bleeding. [Re: rescueguru]
Onedzguy Offline
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Registered: 09/29/07
Posts: 67
Loc: Lost in Waipahu, HI
I remember awhile back about a cat washing machine. Then I found the kitty washing machine. Here is the article from CNN's web site.

http://money.cnn.com/2007/02/02/smbusiness/kitty_wash/index.htm

Do a search on the web and you might find the video funny or cruel.


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#107360 - 09/29/07 11:33 PM Re: Hi, my name is Blast and I'm bleeding. [Re: rescueguru]
Susan Offline
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Registered: 01/21/04
Posts: 5163
Loc: W. WA
Every so often I run across some guy (it's always guys) who recommend poisoning animals with antifreeze.

For those who think this is a quick-kill poison like cyanide, here's some information.

Antifreeze causes an agonizing death. The animal's liver begins metabolizing the ethylene glycol within 30 minutes, changing it into more toxic substances. Within (I believe) two hours the effects are irreversible no matter how much money the owner wants to spend. Within 12 to 36 hours of ingestion, the animal's kidneys stop functioning, and the animal slips into a coma and eventually dies.

It isn't funny, it's a stupid joke, and I've watched the animals die.

Sue


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#107362 - 09/29/07 11:39 PM Re: Hi, my name is Blast and I'm bleeding. [Re: Onedzguy]
Blast Offline
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Registered: 07/15/02
Posts: 3561
Loc: Spring, Texas
Onedzguy,

Hey, welcome to the fire new guy!

As for the cat washing machine, unless it has a 8" thick steel blast door I'm not going near anything holding a wet cat again!

-Blast
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