paper shredding when the power goes out

http://www.tomballhatchet.com/hamstershredder.html

LOL

gotta get one for the car.

Public distribution of classified high technology is a Federal Crime. Document handling procedures in the the event of an enemy EMP attack is highly classified 'For Eyes only' technology. Surely there has to be an enquiry into how this infomation has been leaked into the public domain.
What is even more shocking is that the technology appears to a technology transfer item. The UK intelligence services will no doubt be investigating.

Hmmm.... a source of make-do cat litter in long-term survival situations.

Or insulation, depending upon need.

Sue

Hi Susan,

Mk4 GENENG MIL type Sumerian Hamsters are very expensive technology for use in microgeneration energy sources. But after the initial cost of purchase the long term use of Hamster technology becomes much more cost effective as a pair of MK4s are self replicating. It has been demostrated that 14 Mk4s working in self organising shift rota can keep a Laptop powered for 24/7. Feeding the cat is really only viable only after hamster exhaustion.

To keep with Fear's line:
The following information was recently declassified:

The XM-EOW prototype kitten disposal system was scrapped in favor of the the newer MK4 hamsters. The XM-EOW unfortunately could not actively differentiate between disposal material and target material. The problem came from the XM-EOW's 'micro-shredder system' in which the offensive weapons systems are employed in a cutting attack. The XM unfortunately would go into a 'test mode' and begin attacking the disposal material.