Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated, eh?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/prweb/20051124/bs_prweb/prweb314382_1 <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Oh great!



Now I won't be able to bring my fine RSK Mk1 with me when we board the mother ship!

If we ban weapons in space ... only the ET's will have weapons.

What has that guy been smoking???

Oh, I don't know. Raise your hand if you've ever thought this one over, even if after a few beers.

Aliens land on the white house lawn
-at the Kremiln
-Tienamen Square
-outside the UN
-in LA (they might feel at home)
-in YOUR yard
Are they non-hostile?
-really lost?
-speaking a human language?
-bearing gifts?
-wanting gifts?
-vaugely humanish?
-able handle our atmo?
-annoyed with us?

Please tell me I'm not the only one who, for giggles, not worked this out along with the other emergencies that could hapen.

The presence of idiots like this gentleman explains the need for web sites like ETS. (So begins the rant.) One of the main reasons I believe in preparedness and self-sufficiency is not just the threat of a disaster, but the reaction to same from the from the idiots who make the National Enquirer the most widely read periodical in the US. The Inmates are currently running the asylum. Apparently, this simpleton was the former Minister of Defence.

True story.....

1996, arctic survival school, Eielson AFB. About 1900 we are doing flare training, students poping red nighttime flares. A BIG fireball appears overhead, and flashes to the south. One Tech asks "was that a ufo?" Another student, a Major, at that time assigned to NORAD, told us in a round about way that "you dont know, and your dont want to know".

UFOs are real, but i really don't think our government has a clue has to what they are..natural or alien.

Of course they are real. People have seen things, with the naked eye, backed up by either large numbers, photography, or various sesning systems. A couple million people can't all be wrong. And 99% of them can be identied.

It's that 1% that defy logical (and sometimes farfetched) explination that makes the whole thing so interesting. I've seen things that I sure as heck can't explain, and I have a stronger than average in aircraft AND astronomy.

" the White House of former U.S. President Jimmy Carter, who himself has publicly reported a 1969 Close Encounter of the First Kind with a UFO..."

I seem to remember Jimmy having an encounter with a white rabbit at about the same time. It had large teeth and tried to board his canoe. Unlike many at the time I didn't doubt his sanity--I grew up on Monty Python.

Regards, Vince

Edit: My apologies: the White Rabbit episode occured several years later while he was President.

All I saw during arctic survival school were the northern lights. I'm sitting there with a smuggled radio getting russian accordian music and Jimi Hendrix singing ALL ALONG THE WATCHTOWER, eating my also smuggled Hershey bars and going "Wow man" like John Muir when everybody else was in their survival trench. I grew up with lessons in relations with ' the Good Neighbors' from my great grandmother, Golems from a jewish aunt, Snow demons from the tibetan Bon-Buddhist tradition and initiated into a clan society in a Kiva. Any ET's show up better know their Gaia folklore and fullfill my cultural expectations on peril of their lives. My luck the'll be dumber than my other aunt who went on the roof during rainstorms with a flashlight to warn the ships at sea. <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

The day little green aliens and UFOs appear in Washington, D.C. is the same day I stop paying taxes. <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Coincidentally, that's also the same day I pull my gear out of the closet and high tail it to the woods for some long-awaited camping.

But wait, it gets worse. As a Canadian I have had more than my fill of Lloyd Axworthy. He is an advocate of "soft power". As our Foreign Minister, he thought that Canada should abandon all military effort and instead rely on negotiations at the UN to settle all differences. The guy was and is a total idiot. Just what do you think the North Koreans think of a country that advocates "soft power'' What a dolt!

Behold one bad swamp rabbit. <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

http://pun.org/josh/archives/2005/02/uss_swamp_rabbi.html

Boone

I figure any intelligent life form would take one look at our behaviour planetwide, throw the gearshift in reverse and head for Mars and those 8' tall Julie Newmar amazon ladies <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />.

Maybe someone needs to send Lloyd Axworthy a Captain Feather Sword outfit from the Wiggles. <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

That rabbit was actually the vanguard of an Alien invasion. Carter, acting in his capacity as Commander in Chief, repelled said invasion with his fishing pole. Resistance is not futile after all..... <img src="/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Regards, Vince

Maybe we should send him over to Pakistan to negotiate some "soft power" peace with Bin Laden. I'm sure the old bearded terrorist would be willing to listen.

It would seem that the gentleman has lost his tinfoil hat.

Mr. Kavanaugh, you have a very interesting family.

I don't imagine any aliens will show up here. Remember we have been beeming TV signal into space for what? 50 years now? I figure that anybody within range of the signals has probably fled the area in a panic.

Signal dissapation makes it less likely. I dont' rmemeber the exact number off the top of my head, but by the time you are half a light year out, I worked it out once that you were getting tiny, tiny signals. As in double digit negative exponents of ten for eavery watt the signal started with. At that strength, you are really going to have be hunting for it. Assuming of course they can translate the protocal- they will get AM easily enough, but the video side of TV is less likely.

Unless it is an intensional signal, it isn't going to be heard. It's like shouting in a sawmill. <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

I'm guessing they've decoded CW by now though <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Hmmm, I have gross encounters with the nerd kind everyday, so maybe the end is near:)

And here I was thinking it was a PHRASECENSOREDPOSTERSHOULDKNOWBETTER. plot to destroy the western world .....

Was it a red alien bunny? It could have been both an alien AND a PHRASECENSOREDPOSTERSHOULDKNOWBETTER. invader.

Yes ... especially if he were dressed as Captain Feather Sword <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

The Earthlings suspect nothing. Let the invasion continue as planned.

You might be a half-century or so too late. It has been said that on July 19, 1952, mysterious "things" circled the White House for six hours at just 1700 ft. Air Force personnel sent to investigate couldn't catch them. But there was no info on the "pilots' " color, sorry. <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

http://www.rense.com/general27/Ufosflew.htm

But look at it from the poor aliens' point of view: after looking us over, just whom would they (or should they) contact?

Our dearly beloved President? (unladylike snort, here)

Howard Stern? ("I don't think he's dead ... I think he fainted.")

Einstein's long gone... Sagan's gone. ..

WAIT! I'VE GOT IT! That guy that played Captain Kirk on TV. He's still alive, isn't he? I heard once that if aliens landed, he thought he would be a good one to contact.

WE HAVE A VOLUNTEER!!!

Klaatu barada nikto!

Sue

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Captain Smirk is a bad choice, a very, very bad choice. His form of first contact is not what we want.

Avery Brooks, on the other hand....

Bill Shatner has a reining horse ranch nearby. He got tired of Saddlebreds and now likes to go in dizzy circles instead of racking. The aliens will need to arrive VERY early in the morning or he won't be much use. I will expand on that via PM.