Who wants to chip in and get Blast a new kitty?

Here's what I'm thinking about.

http://www.accesskent.com/CultureLeisureAndTransit/Zoo/images/puma.jpg

Oh great. Now I need to shoot every package that arrives. The mailman HATES it when I do that.

-Blast

Hey, a few ounces of C-4, or a couple feet of det cord, and that kitty is dinner...

Only the one's with air holes.

Common who says that thermite is only for turkies.

The appropriate amount of explosives will solve all personal, professional, and kitty problems!!!

Hey Blast,
I'm addressing your kitty package to your very much better half. I dare you to shoot that one! Did I forget to mention it's coming certified, addressee only and there will be a six-pack of kitties in it!

MooHooHAHA Commin' to getch ya

I'm so screwed.

-Blast

Blitz,

I'll be sending you the Ritter knife and psk in a bit. They'll be in a big cage...er, box.

Merry Christmas

-Blast

Here is a picture of 5 of the sweet kitties for your DW's gift.

D'OH

Merry Christmas to you, my brother from another mother.

Blast sees the FedEx guy coming down the street, so he dons his goggles/face mask, welding gloves, concrete apron, etc.

He has the door open when the FedEx guy struggles to the door, dragging a 120# box with airholes.

"Got a big package for you here, sir," he says, gasping.

"I've got three words for you. 'Return to sender'."

And Blitz's wife opens the returned box...

Then she unwraps the surprise Doug Ritter RSK Mk1 she bought for her husband and waits by the front door...

Sue

Every time I watch Christmas Vacation, the scene with the cat eating threw the lights, I think about Blast an wonder how many Christmas light wires he has "hanging" around.

Ms Blast's new kitty!


Kitty after the Blast Bath!

LOL!


-Blast

Blast my friend,
Glad you liked the above post! BTW, I'm having security inspect all incoming mail and packages, just in case!
Best Wishes for a ultra fine New Years Eve and a funtastic 2008
Stu

Well Blast, it took some doing, called in a couple of favors and well lets just say...meow, er, um I mean ROAR.

Too bad Blast wasn't in the SF Zoo Christmas day, he could have blown that kitty to hell, and maybe saved a life in the process...

If he were dry, in a heartbeat. If the tiger were wet I might have had a problem...

-Blast

Wet conducts stuff morebetter doesn't it???

Yeah...but...wet cats scare me.

-Blast

To quote a blonde friend of ours, "I get it, I get it." It just takes her a while...