The operative word here is "BEAR."

Posted by: brandtb

The operative word here is "BEAR." - 09/20/06 06:23 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/5364058.stm


Man bites panda after zoo attack

A drunken Chinese tourist says he bit a panda who attacked him after he jumped into a zoo enclosure to "hug" the bear.
Zhang Xinyan, 35, had drunk four draught beers before deciding to enter the Beijing Zoo pen belonging to six-year-old male panda Gu Gu.
The startled Gu Gu bit both legs of his intruder, who responded by biting "the panda on its back", Mr Zhang was quoted by state media as saying.
Mr Zhang said he had not realised pandas could be violent.
He told the Beijing Morning Post that he had come to the Chinese capital "only to see the pandas".
"The seven-hour train ride was exhausting, and I drank bottles of beer when I arrived then had a nap," he added.
Punishment
The newspaper said Mr Zhang had a "sudden urge" to touch Gu Gu with his hand, so he jumped over the waist-high railing into the enclosure.
"When he got closer and was undiscovered, he reached out to hug it," the newspaper added.
Mr Zhang was bitten first on his right leg, and then on his left.
Newspaper photographs showed him lying on a hospital bed with blood-soaked bandages over his legs.
"I bit the panda on its back but its fur was too thick," Mr Zhang recalled.
He went on: "No one ever said they would bite people. I just wanted to touch it."
Zoo spokeswoman Ye Mingxia said the panda was unharmed and they were not considering punishing Mr Zhang yet.
"He's suffered quite a bit of a shock," she told the Associated Press by telephone.
Posted by: Malpaso

Re: The operative word here is "BEAR." - 09/20/06 06:53 PM

4 beers? What a lightweight <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: OldBaldGuy

Re: The operative word here is "BEAR." - 09/20/06 09:20 PM

Why do I think that the guys real name is Sum Dum Phuc...
Posted by: NYC2SoCal

Re: The operative word here is "BEAR." - 09/20/06 09:56 PM

I think the classic line is:

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"I bit the panda on its back but its fur was too thick," Mr Zhang recalled.


LOL.. I guess he thought it would taste like chicken!! <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: cedfire

Re: The operative word here is "BEAR." - 09/20/06 11:08 PM

This is great. Another brain surgeon!

Hopefully no pandas were seriously harmed.<img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: kd7fqd

Re: The operative word here is "BEAR." - 09/20/06 11:34 PM

ROFWL oldbaldguy you beat me to the quick
Mke
Posted by: redflare

Re: The operative word here is "BEAR." - 09/21/06 05:09 AM

What a moron! He barely escaped the Darvin awards list.
Posted by: katarin

Re: The operative word here is "BEAR." - 09/21/06 06:05 AM

I was thinking exactly the same thing! <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: harrkev

Re: The operative word here is "BEAR." - 09/21/06 03:39 PM

Actually, even though they are called Panda Bears, they are actually not bears at all. Being marsupials, they are more closely related to opposums and kangaroos than they are to real bears.

But they are the size of bears, and they do have big teeth...
Posted by: NYC2SoCal

Re: The operative word here is "BEAR." - 09/21/06 03:46 PM

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... and they do have big teeth...


Yeah teeth that can gnaw through bamboo with no problems... <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: JimJr

Re: The operative word here is "BEAR." - 09/22/06 02:16 PM

Harrkev,

Pandas are *not* marsupials (pouched mammals) , they are placential mammals like us. They are also bears.

FAQS from the U.S. National Zoo
Posted by: Simon

Re: The operative word here is "BEAR." - 09/22/06 02:41 PM

So, scientists changed their minds again about them being more related to raccoons than bears, they are bears afterall. Years ago they "decided" they were not bears but more related to raccoons. I knew they weren't marsupials, that was a new weird claim for me to hear. Why don't they announce these "new discoveries" on the news, like they did when demoting Pluto from being a full-sized planet? Maybe they did and I was asleep that day.
Posted by: norad45

Re: The operative word here is "BEAR." - 09/22/06 02:50 PM

I want to see him take on a Grizzly, or maybe a Polar bear next. A new reality show.....?
Posted by: NYC2SoCal

Re: The operative word here is "BEAR." - 09/22/06 03:54 PM

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I want to see him take on a Grizzly, or maybe a Polar bear next. A new reality show.....?


I always thought that would be a good idea.. hand to hand combat.. Human vs. X.. <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />