Equipped - for formal holiday parties

Posted by: Craig

Equipped - for formal holiday parties - 12/09/04 01:44 PM

It is time once again for my company's annual holiday party. Suit required. I had to buy a new suit because I outgrew the old one. Middle-age spread, don't you know. <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

Anyway, the suit is very snazzy looking -- my wife says I look great <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> -- but fits me like a glove. I had to remove my mobile phone from my belt to get the jacket to drape properly <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> . Now I'm having to rethink my whole gear setup for that evening.

I have a plan in mind (a shoulder bag will hold my phone and first aid supplies), but I was wondering, for those of you who will find yourselves wearing suits during holiday events, how do you intend on equipping yourselves, bearing in mind that dress slacks won't hold much more than a SAK Classic before bulging and sagging.

-- Craig
Posted by: dchinell

Re: Equipped - for formal holiday parties - 12/09/04 02:33 PM

I used to carry everything in a handbag or purse. Then I got reprimanded by a couple of listers for not carrying my PSK actually on my person, i.e. in my pants. So now I do. But I also still carry my handbag or purse.

In the end, who's to say that pants are foolproof either? Maybe we should all be taping this stuff to our various limbs at the start of every day.

Maybe you should look into concealed carry chestbands or undershirts and clump your stuff in the hollow of your waist. (Hurry, before it vanishes completely.)

Or maybe a stylish but slightly lumpy cummerbund. Or a broad, burgundy sash terminating in a silk possibles pouch.

Probably best to change your lifestyle and occupation to one where BDUs are acceptable.

Bear
Posted by: brian

Re: Equipped - for formal holiday parties - 12/09/04 02:47 PM

Funny you mention it because Im sitting at my desk pondering the exact same predicament. I wear a suit probably twice a year on average so my gear setup is not designed for it. Our xmas party is this Friday and I'll be dusting off the suit for it yet again. Heck I carry a CRK fixed blade knife (with a micro kit in the handle) most days because I rarely even tuck in my shirt and it hides nicely under an untucked button-down shirt. It's perfectly legal but I still conceal it as a 'favor' to the PHRASECENSOREDPOSTERSHOULDKNOWBETTER..

Believe me if I could find a way to comfortably carry it with a suit I would, but in reality I'll probably have to substitute the large sebenza for the shadow and just toss my windmill lighter and n-cell mini led light in a pocket then cell phone and keys will go in the wife's purse. <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: Craig

Re: Equipped - for formal holiday parties - 12/09/04 03:08 PM

I use the layered approach. Some stuff on my person, more stuff in my shoulder bag. For instance, if there was a fire and we had to leave quickly, and we were not allowed to collect our things first, I could still get home. I keep spare keys in my wallet for both my car and house. I will also have either my SureFire E1e or E2e clipped to the inside of my front dress slacks pocket. Depends which one feels best in that position. My PrincetonTec Eclipse 2 will be in one of the pockets of my suitcoat.
Posted by: Craig

Re: Equipped - for formal holiday parties - 12/09/04 03:26 PM

My wife's purse is out of the question. The big one she normally carries gets downsized into a cute little one for dressy events.

Last year was my first time at the holiday party and I didn't want to stand out as unusual, so I pretty much abandoned all but critical gear. No shoulder bag. Not much room in suit. Not much room in dress coat.

Anyway, since this year will be my second year at the holiday event, I'm wearing my EDC neck lanyard under my dress shirt, provided my wife gives me the thumbs up on not looking like a nerd. I'm also taking my shoulder bag, although I'm reducing the amount of gear I usually carry. If anyone asks, I'll say it contains first aid and emergency gear. And it will.

A few well-chosen goodies will be at the very bottom, however, underneath the aspirin, motrin, migraine meds, bandages, tape, gauze, instant ice pack, Pepto-Bismol tablets, mobile phone, etc.

I plan to have my trusty Victorinox Midnite MiniChamp II on my person. I feel bloody naked without it. It has lots ot handy tools and is PHRASECENSOREDPOSTERSHOULDKNOWBETTER. friendly.

-- Craig
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Equipped - for formal holiday parties - 12/09/04 03:45 PM

How about one of those hidden travel pouches. The kind that velcro to your ankle or your waist?

There are those belts that allow you to zip them open and hide your passport, money, etc.

I would think the ankle pouch would be the largest carrying capacity and would not effect the fit and drape of any suit since suit pants tend to have a fuller leg cut.
Posted by: ChristinaRodriguez

Re: Equipped - for formal holiday parties - 12/09/04 04:20 PM

Whenever I go out to a nice party or date my outfits can in no way accomodate the stuff I want to carry. Slinky dresses don't come with pockets! Once I tried to strap a knife to my leg for a formal ball, but it wasn't cool like when they do it in the movies. So I use a dainty evening bag, and my fiancee can hold the other stuff in his pockets.

Even my jeans are so slim-fitting that a Bic lighter makes a funny bulge. I'm thinking about getting some type of Maxpedition case to clip onto my pants, but for now I have to use my handbag and just keep my knife, lighter, and multitool in my pockets. That's all that can fit without wearing through the material.

Maybe I should just rethink my wardrobe.... <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: joblot

Re: Equipped - for formal holiday parties - 12/09/04 05:38 PM

Ankle pouch? I've never seen them this side of the pond., But what a good idea. The ones that tie around your waist are inconvenient and uncomfortable to use.
I might just add an ankle pouch to the long list of Christmas presents I intend to give to myself <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Thanks for the idea
Posted by: 03lab

Re: Equipped - for formal holiday parties - 12/09/04 06:10 PM

Globetrotter has quite a few pouches to choose from and also ship to the UK.

http://www.globetrotter.de/de/shop/detail.php?mod_nr=ec_34022

(If you need help ordering, PM me.)
Posted by: frenchy

Re: Equipped - for formal holiday parties - 12/09/04 08:08 PM

I used an Eagle Creek (IIRC) ankle pouch : OK for discretion and style !
And you can stash a lot of gear in it.
but :
- I really hate velcro .... after a few weeks of daily use, it's almost useless ....
- if you intend to carry it during summer, you have to wash it frequently as it makes you sweat quite a bit and soon it stinks !
( and now, I have one calf slimmer than the other ! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />)
Posted by: Susan

Re: Equipped - for formal holiday parties - 12/09/04 08:20 PM

Christina: have you ever tried those non-panty hose that are separate legs with the wide elastic top band? Tucked properly, they can carry a few necessities that you don't want to have to explain. But it may not work with spandex lame'...

Guys, an acquaintance of mine can wear a shoulder holster with a .38 in her armpit, so is there anything out there that would work there? That's a more likely spot than anywhere else inside a jacket, isn't it?

And if people think it's a gun well.... they'll probably keep a civil tongue in their head even if they ARE drunk! <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Sue
Posted by: joblot

Re: Equipped - for formal holiday parties - 12/09/04 08:24 PM

Thanks Frenchy, I had just found a couple of Eagle creek pouches on the web, and was considering placing an order. Looks like I'll carry on searching.....
Any ideas on good quality brand names?

Cheers
Posted by: brian

Re: Equipped - for formal holiday parties - 12/09/04 09:08 PM

would be a great place if i were planning on keeping my jacket on all night .... and if i was then i could certainly carry my crk fixed blade which is my preferred edc knife/kit .... the problem is that i wasnt really planning on keeping the jacket on all night although I know that would be proper.... hmmm its tempting .... maybe i should just leave the jacket on all night .... I'll have to give this much thought
Posted by: X-ray Dave

Re: Equipped - for formal holiday parties - 12/09/04 10:17 PM

I loose the waist pack, clean out the wallet, carry the kf-4 in the pocket and keep the folder clipped on like normal. The jacket hides the folder, keys and kf-4 are in different pockets.
The surefire isn't too bad in a jacket pocket and I can add a neck chain if I need more space to carry.Of course, if I can get out and to my vehicle there's no problem. Ladies, what about some small, light items in a hair clip ?
Posted by: frenchy

Re: Equipped - for formal holiday parties - 12/09/04 11:29 PM

how about wearing a vest under the jacket ( 3 piece suit) ?
You can remove the jacket and keep the vest ...
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Equipped - for formal holiday parties - 12/10/04 12:25 AM

If you've got a Scottish ancestor or two, couldn't you wear the formal version of a traditional Scots outfit, and stash everything in the sporran? Besides, you'd get to wear a big knife (sgian dhu?) openly!
Posted by: Raspy

Re: Equipped - for formal holiday parties - 12/10/04 08:19 AM

Daily Carry for the Brooks Brothers Brigade
And a few ideas for the rest of us.
Rich “Raspy” Shawver

For those of you that have chosen the rapid pace and business suits of the city over the bucolic life style and dungarees of farm life. Being a dedicated prepper or even a new comer to disaster preparedness you have taken steps to be ready. Or have you? Your house or apartment is stocked. Your car has a Bug Out Bag. You may even have a stocked and ready trailer to get out of town. With your foresight there is a small pack of essentials stashed in the office just in case. All these thing are great. Now here comes the big but. What do you have on your person?

In this situation your best bet is to carry as much gear without appearing to do so. Since it would be considered politically incorrect and clash with the general dress code to wear belt pouches and multi tools at work. It is actually surprising how much can be carried if broken down into a number of micro kits tucked here and there.

The DISASTER has struck. Whether it is a terrorist attack, riots, natural disaster or full out war it can happen at a moments notice. With no warning any gear not on your person may not be readily accessible. Home preps are at home. Due to parking the car is left at home not at work or may have been destroyed. You were at lunch or at a business meeting so the office stash is across town. As you can see unless you have it in hand there are no guarantees.

What might you be facing? Weather: In northern states in the spring and fall there can be 30 to 50 degree temperature changes from day to night. Toss in wind chill and rain that nice T-shirt and shorts day could turn into a nightmare of hypothermia. The power grid is down. No lights, no air conditioning no phones. But I have a cell phone it has a battery. Sure but the cell tower needs power for the system to work. Even if they have backup power they tie into the regular Phone Company lines to link the cells. No phone lines you might be able to reach someone in the same cell but that is about it. The water and sewer systems pipes can be broken. They also require power to run their pumps. That means no guarantees of free flowing uncontaminated drinking water. Roving gangs of looters. Unless your job allows you to be armed, most do not, and even if you are armed it is best to just fade out of sight.

Time to equip our intrepid adventurer. This is not going to be a real list of what goes into a kit or kits. This is more some of the options available with some specific ideas thrown in to get the creative juices flowing. A survival kit needs to be tailored to the individual that will be using it. As different skill levels, availability, price and personal choice will dictate exact choices to be included.

The thing that will take the longest to pack is also the thing that is the lightest thing you will carry is knowledge. The skills you acquire and stuff between your ears over a lifetime are what will really make the difference. Tractor-trailers full of gear would mean nothing if you do not know how to use it. But skills can accomplish anything by using what is around you. The first portion of any kit to consider is the clothing you will be wearing. This is your everyday interface that protects you from the harshness of the world. Dress for the worst case you can expect to encounter. As with any kit item choices based on maximum versatility and multiple use. The true function of the equipment that you carry is to buy time. While all the things you may need can be fashioned this takes time. The time this takes could mean the difference in survival.

What tasks will you need these tools to accomplish? Fire to provide warmth and light. To purify the water and to cook the food that you get. The means to get said food and water. Shelter to protect you from the elements. In other words the means to sustain life until you get out of the mess you are in.

Let us start from the ground up. You are standing in the middle of the street. The world has come crashing down. How are you getting home? Taxi? Most drivers are going to be trying to get to their own family. Public transportation? Even if the roads and rails are clear and undamaged by the happening forget the schedule. Some kindly stranger willing to give you a ride. OK, OK you can stop laughing and get up off the floor. That leaves shanks mare. The best would be top quality hiking boots. That would go over real big with a three-piece suit. What compromise is available between the needed look and the practicality for rugged walking? Fortunately there are shoes designed for uniformed people such as the police, postal workers and hospital staffs that are designed for being on your feet all day but look somewhat fashionable. There are also those upscale yuppie-walking shoes. The final option is the most expensive but more in the range of a suit wearer is custom-made shoes.

Pants and the belt to hold them up. If you can afford it custom tailoring is always an option. Dockers currently have a pair that is sort of a set of dress up pants. They are sort of like inside out BDUs with the pockets inside rather than out. Multiple pockets designed to hold the gear of the modern urban warrior. Such as palm pilots, PDAs and cell phones without showing. This appears to be a very interesting innovation. To bad the probably will not catch on and the odds are they will be discontinued. The belt that I suggest can not be bought, you have to make it yourself. It consists of a buckle combined with 550 cord woven using the Slatt’s knot found on the web at:
http://www.slatts.freeserve.co.uk/slatts-knot.htm
Since it is a DIY it can be any length and width you need. This will give you a long length of multi use very strong cordage in a small convenient package that is with you as long as you have your pants on. If done using black cord it looks like a black woven belt that would go well with a suit.

In conjunction with any belt here is an idea I have come up with to carry long slim items. Such as wire saws, trash bags, zip lock bags ETC. This concept is based on the idea of a money belt. Construct a pouch slightly less than the width of the belt. This is so that it will ride behind and be concealed by the belt. As to length that will depends on waist size. It should be at least 4 inches shorter than the minimum waist size to prevent interference with buckling the belt and the operation of the front of the pants. The largest zipper found at a local shop is 30 inches. This should be fairly typical without resorting to special ordering. Extending the pouch more than 2 or 3 inches beyond the zippers length might cause some problems in removing items that end up in the ends. To make open the zipper and sew it to the edges of the pouch material. Fold it up so that it is inside out then sew up the ends. Turn it right side out and zip closed. You now have the pouch. To keep the pouch firmly connected to the belt. Attach narrow loops to the pouch. These are sort of reverse belt loops. If care is taken in regard to spacing and positioning when the belt and pouch are positioned around the waist the pouch loops will fall behind the pants belt loops. If set up right the pouch will be virtually invisible.

Shirt, vest and jacket while it might be tempting to wear short sleeves in warm weather. Do not do it. Go with long sleeves only. The long sleeves will add at least a slight measure of protection to the arms not only from heat and cold but sun exposure and abrasions. The best material for a shirt is silk. It has good all round thermal characteristics and is a strong material. Most vests have several small pockets that should accommodate various knick-knacks. Make use of the jacket pockets to carry even more. Just do not fill them so full it looks lumpy.

Many of the clothing selections will work with little modification for the feminine contingent.

Now a few suggestions on ways to maximize your carrying capacity and a few items you may want to consider including in your kit.

I have seen many suggestions adding a few things to your wallet. That seems OK but most wallets are already stuffed with the day to day city survival equipment. Such as phone and credit cards, phone list, business cards, et cetera, et cetera. Most men wear their wallet in a rear pocket. Since you have 2 pockets why not a second wallet? This one dedicated to survival gear. This will give a balance and a more equalized seating surface. Many guys have back problems from sitting at an angle produced by the wallet. Although you might want to add some emergency backup cash and/or phone card to the wallet kit.

For the women in the crowd I have seen many that carry purses that hold more than the average daypack. ‘nuff said.

I have found three wallet knives. These are designed to fit in a credit card slot. Of them my personal favorite is the Tool Logic because it also includes several other tools in the package. The other 2 are the Spyder Card and the Rainbow Titanium Credit Card Knife. They can be found at:
Tool Logic
http://www.toollogic.com/wallet_tools.htm
Spyder Card
http://www.selfdefenseproducts.com/rigidstainless.htm
Rainbow Titanium Credit Card Knife
http://www.1sks.com/store/1sks-credit-card-knife.html

How do you pack light cordage in your mini kit? One way is to coil it and tie it up? Sure I have tried that. The results were a tangled mess. Just what is needed on already frazzled nerves. Wrap it around a pencil stub. What pencil? The one you included to write notes on how you got into this minor difficulty. So that when rescuers can notify the next of kin and use your experience as an object lesson after they find your bleached bones. Maybe small disposable butane lighter can be wrapped. Many recommend using a sewing bobbin. Personally I don’t really care for them. I feel they take up too much space for the amount of line they hold. I like a variation on the wrap around a piece of cardboard theme. A better product is a plastic credit card. It is thinner, stronger and waterproof. The card can be used whole or cut into strips sized for specific needs. The card can be V, round or square notched. A little heating from a candle flame, butane lighter ETC. will smooth rough edges. When using a full card along with several types of cord you can attach sewing needles, tape or whatever you can come up with. A card rigged this way not only works in a mini kit it will also fit nicely in a wallet. Where to get the card without the money hassles? I am sure that you like me, and every other person, get those endless mailings of pre-approved credit cards. Many of these ads contain a replica card. Throw the paperwork away save the card for better uses. It is free and a means of recycling something that would be thrown away anyway.

Brunton POCKET SURVIVAL KIT MSRP: $6
A self-contained survival information package no larger than a credit card. Provides essential field survival information on three waterproof cards to help you if lost, hungry, hurt or cold. Also includes patented floating disk compass and Fresnel magnifying lens.
Found at.
http://www.brunton.com/catalog.php?item_...d_category_id=4

Duct tape for a survival wallet. Take a piece of waxed paper the width of the tape and about 6 inches long. While other things will work the waxed paper will release from the glue on the tape and allow the use of all the tape. Wrap the tape round and round to form a packet of tape that will fit into the bill compartment of the wallet. Each full wrap, both sides, will give a foot of tape. 5 or 6 feet of tape will give a packet that will fit nicely. Much more and it will be to thick to fold.

Carrying more than a minimum amount of gear. What is the one item that has some size that a businessman does not look out of place carrying? A briefcase. Along with the day to day papers you can tuck items in various nooks and crannies in the case. OK TSHHTF. What to do with the case? It can be rigged as a backpack. Makes it a lot easier to carry than just by the handle. A couple of 2-inch straps and some buckles make a carry harness. Straps cinch around the case with other loops to act as shoulder straps. The choice is do you keep or trash the paperwork.

A couple of recommendations on items that can be tucked into a briefcase. A good set of work gloves. These should be leather palmed or all leather. While these will help if cold their prime purpose is protection. Chances are that getting home will require scrambling or digging through rubble. Because the hands are very important to survival a way to minimize even minor scrapes and cuts is a good idea. Half or a whole ace bandage. It should be 2 to 4 inches wide. It can be used to support strains and sprains. Tie splints. Hold dressings on wounds. Anything that might need wrapped. Just a couple of things to think about.

2 ideas that I am working on that will work for anyone are knit bags. One is designed to hold a half or a 1 gallon zip lock bag as a canteen or water carrier. The other is a backpack. I am studying macramé and fish net techniques to see what might work best. The concept is to make both bags using small diameter, thread size, cordage to make them in a mesh size of about ½ by ½ inch. The idea is that being mostly air the bags could be compacted into a very small package for storage. The mesh would support the plastic water bag. The backpack may not seem on the surface a needed item. The reason for it is to carry the supplies you have but also for things that are scrounged. It could be used as is or maybe lined with those 30-gallon garbage can liners.

Is this gear necessary? No. You may never have a problem. It might only happen to the other guy. But remember, To me you are the other GUY. If you train enough and practice long enough you can do without any gear. But the gear that is carried gives you time.

So between the gear you carry, things that you have cashe and the foresight to have prepared your chances have improved.
Posted by: dave750gixer

Re: Equipped - for formal holiday parties - 12/10/04 10:03 AM

Being Scottish I always wear a kilt on formal nights out (although I'm currently living in England). Sporran is easily big enough to carry the essentials. And yes I do get to wear a Sgian Dubh down my sock. In addition I also wear a Dirk which is basically a short sword. Its legal in the UK <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: brian

Re: Equipped - for formal holiday parties - 12/10/04 03:10 PM

That would be nice!
Posted by: Craig

Re: Equipped - for formal holiday parties - 12/10/04 07:00 PM

My ancestry is half German and half Russian. So I come from two of the most stubborn peoples on this earth. Kind of explains most of the trouble I got into as a kid, though <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />.

I like Scotch, but I don't think I have any Scottish heritage. <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: Polak187

Re: Equipped - for formal holiday parties - 12/10/04 08:12 PM

Small first aid kit with basic tylenon, immodium, benadryl and few band aids and my front pocket has custom engraved sebenza + arc aaa. Anyone who asks about my sebbie, sees it more as an accesory than weapon or a knife. I will also throw in two pair of latex gloves. Keys and my regular gear stay in my car.

Matt

ps.
one thing I learned with valet parking is to bring my own extra set of keys.
Posted by: Craig

Re: Equipped - for formal holiday parties - 12/10/04 09:40 PM

Quote:
one thing I learned with valet parking is to bring my own extra set of keys


Copy that.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Equipped - for formal holiday parties - 12/11/04 12:24 PM

We need a return of the 3 piece suit! The vest watchpockets were/are a handy place to fashionably watchchain tether a nice sized SAK (like the 84mm alox Cadet) and a mini LED light like the ARC AAA or one of the new Peaks. At the very least, you have emergency light and a cutting tool... Add a few Bandaids in your wallet and a Mini BIC in some other pocket and you're better prepared than 99% of the populace...

M
Posted by: raiderrescuer

Re: Equipped - for formal holiday parties - 12/11/04 05:22 PM

Perhaps try Shoulder holsters for "E Gear"...I am sure you could convert it for your EDC.

E Gear
Posted by: brian

Re: Equipped - for formal holiday parties - 12/12/04 12:17 PM

Here's how it ended up. I wore a suite (2 piece) and the wife wore a very slinky little dress with no purse and of course no pockets.

Keys went to the valet

Pants

RF = Peak Shasta N-Cell Mini LED Light
LF = Essential Gear Windmill Stormproff Lighter
RR = Large Classic CRK Sebenza
LR = Small wallet w/ DL, CC, Cash and a few business cards

Jacket

Inside breast pocket = Cell phone, wifes lipstick and wifes makeup compact

Posted by: Craig

Re: Equipped - for formal holiday parties - 12/13/04 04:35 PM

How did things end up for me? Let me see if I remember. My new suit fit perfectly. No allowance was made for a cell phone in the drape of the suit, however. I was not about to leave my mobile behind, so I stowed it in my Podzilla. I also stashed my first aid kit, instant ice pack, space blanket, gauze, tape, and other goodies in there.

I did get a remark from someone about my shoulder bag, but it was meant in fun. I replied I was carrying my mobile phone and first aid kit. The person nodded in a disinterested manner and nothing more was said.

My dress coat pockets held my keys and SureFire E1e. No room for the E2e. My dress slacks held my wallets (money and ID are kept separately), lighter, lip balm, PrincetonTec Blast, Kershaw Silver Spur (gentleman's pocketknife), comb, Swiss-Tech MicroPlus, and
headache meds. Dress jacket held my A.G. Russell Ultimate Pen Knife, PrincetonTec Eclipse 2, and Victoinox Midnite MiniChamp II.

I think that's about it. My pockets felt a shade bulky, but they didn't look it, which was important. Even better, I wore my EDC neck lanyard under my dress shirt. If anyone noticed, no one said anything.

-- Craig
Posted by: brian

Re: Equipped - for formal holiday parties - 12/13/04 08:14 PM

What exactly do you keep on your EDC neck lanyard?
Posted by: Craig

Re: Equipped - for formal holiday parties - 12/13/04 08:37 PM

1. JetScream whistle from UltimateSurvival
2. keyring firesteel and striker combination in a leather sheath from StrikeMaster (now out of business)
3. ARC AAA LED light (also now out of business)
4. Photon Freedom Microlight, covert version (white)
5. REI button compass

The Photon, ARC, and compass are grouped together on a keyring, held by the clip portion of the lanyard. The whistle and the firesteel have been looped into the lanyard, one on each side, roughly equal distances from the bottom clip. Everything usually lays fairly flat.

-- Craig
Posted by: brian

Re: Equipped - for formal holiday parties - 12/13/04 09:25 PM

Thanks for the info. I have been overusing my pockets lately and looking for a way to spread out the weight. You've given me some good ideas
Posted by: Craig

Re: Equipped - for formal holiday parties - 12/14/04 07:37 PM

Truthfully, I can't take the credit here. The idea behind how I arrange my gear on my lanyard was given to me by one of our own forum members: dchinell, dedicated member, AKA "Bear."

I posted the message "My EDC neck lanyard clinks as I walk." Bear replied I should, "Wear a bandolier (a neck lanyard long enough to put an arm through). String out your goodies so they lie on comfy parts of your body but are far enough apart to avoid clanking."

That is precisely what I did. I'm still doing it that way now, with small refinements as needed.

-- Craig
Posted by: brian

Re: Equipped - for formal holiday parties - 12/15/04 09:06 PM

Quote:
"Wear a bandolier (a neck lanyard long enough to put an arm through).
This is even more interesting than I thought. Someone needs to post pictures I can understand this method better. <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: Craig

Re: Equipped - for formal holiday parties - 12/16/04 02:43 PM

I'd be happy to, but I have no time at present. We're getting ready to visit the in-laws for Christmas, taking our elderly toy poodle with us, and things are in an uproar right now. I'll post something in January after everything calms down.
Posted by: Susan

Re: Equipped - for formal holiday parties - 12/16/04 07:59 PM

No photo, but you may think of a bandolier lanyard like a woman's small purse on a long thin strap. It goes over your head so the strap/cord is worn diagonally across your chest/back, & the lowest part is near your waist or hip. If you wanted a shorter version, you could wear the "purse" in your armpit where you would (ordinarily <img src="/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />) have a shoulder holster.

And if you had several flat bags (etc) that you could attach, you could line your bags up the strap/cord.

Sue