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#138724 - 07/05/08 11:30 AM World's Funniest Signature Lines
Spiritwalker Offline
Member

Registered: 11/16/06
Posts: 104
I got a good laugh out of this one and thought it would be great to share some funny internet forum signature lines you've come across.

Quote:
Any man, in the right situation, is capable of murder. But not just any man is capable of being a good camper. So, murder and camping are not as similar as you might think.


Edited by Spiritwalker (07/05/08 11:33 AM)

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#139687 - 07/15/08 03:31 PM Re: World's Funniest Signature Lines [Re: Spiritwalker]
Willowmaker Offline
Stranger

Registered: 01/03/05
Posts: 3
"Life is hard, if you are stupid...it is harder."

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#139741 - 07/15/08 10:51 PM Re: World's Funniest Signature Lines [Re: Willowmaker]
leemann Offline
Soylent Green
Addict

Registered: 02/08/04
Posts: 623
Loc: At the soylent green plant.
See mine.

Lee


Edited by leemann (07/15/08 10:52 PM)
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They'll do anything to get what they need.
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#139782 - 07/16/08 02:44 AM Re: World's Funniest Signature Lines [Re: leemann]
OldBaldGuy Offline
Geezer

Registered: 09/30/01
Posts: 5695
Loc: Former AFB in CA, recouping fr...
Life's a [censored]. Then you die...
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#139792 - 07/16/08 11:19 AM Re: World's Funniest Signature Lines [Re: OldBaldGuy]
JustinC Offline
Newbie

Registered: 10/17/07
Posts: 48
Loc: New England
If you pick it, it won't heal.

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#139865 - 07/16/08 07:45 PM Re: World's Funniest Signature Lines [Re: NightHiker]
Stu Offline
I am not a P.P.o.W.
Old Hand

Registered: 05/16/05
Posts: 1058
Loc: Finger Lakes of NY State
From Scaaty Lobo
A bad day living beats a good day dead
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#139874 - 07/16/08 08:53 PM Re: World's Funniest Signature Lines [Re: Spiritwalker]
bsmith Offline
day hiker
Addict

Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 589
Loc: ventura county, ca
if you don't think too good,
don't think too much.

stan musial


Edited by bsmith (07/16/08 08:53 PM)
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#139890 - 07/16/08 11:06 PM Re: World's Funniest Signature Lines [Re: Stu]
Hanscom Offline
Journeyman

Registered: 11/23/05
Posts: 86
Computers allow people to make more mistakes in less time than anything since the invention of tequila and automatic weapons.

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#139892 - 07/16/08 11:17 PM Re: World's Funniest Signature Lines [Re: Hanscom]
weldon Offline
Journeyman

Registered: 09/09/05
Posts: 64
When you're having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to [censored] you off, remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent sniper rifle.

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#139988 - 07/17/08 01:55 PM Re: World's Funniest Signature Lines [Re: weldon]
LumpyJaw Offline
Journeyman

Registered: 08/04/07
Posts: 87
Loc: Virginia, USA
See mine, straight from Arlen, TX.

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