Might I suggest the ResQMe tool. It's designed for situations like this, cheap(~$10), small, and completely PC.
ResQMe is useful on the occasions you need to ride in someone else's car. Of course you have enough rescue/survival tools in your car to last you until Judgment Day, when you can bring down SkyNet. But sometimes it's down to you, your PSK, and your friend's window.
By the way, I must protest the cutesy spelling of the item's name. Why can't they just use regular English words? What's so bad about "Rescue Me" that they have to replace three letters with a capitalized letter and throw out the space? That's poor taste!
I'm confused by this usage of the word PC. It originated as a term that Democrats used to make fun of PHRASECENSOREDPOSTERSHOULDKNOWBETTER. political positions. Then Republicans co-opted the term and successfully made it mainstream as a dismissive label for liberal positions. I'm not sure how a rescue tool could/could not be PC. In fact this usage seems like veiled politics.
If you're talking about certain people disliking rescue tools for the same reason that they dislike guns, knives, wrecking bars, etc., then I have good news for you. I don't think they'd recognize ResQMe (see, I had to glance up just now to make sure I'm spelling this thing right)). I do have bad news for you: they will still make fun of you. They tend to have very low fear and a low sense of vigilance. Many of them basically do not think anything will happen to them. Some of you will start crying about "personal responsibility." It's not what this is about. They, in their own world, are very personally responsible. They just don't think anything we prepare for has any chance of actually happening. Preppers are, to them, clownish, paranoid characters like Dwight K. Schrute from
The Office. We have a weak grasp of reality, and never really grew out of our boy scout phase.
Da Bing